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**KDawgONE** · 01-24-2005, 03:46 PM

I think that it stupid that a sale that occured BEFORE VM even existed is being rated here. No Offence, but, thats old news as ar as im concerned. This sounds more like a rant more than aything and we are not babysitters.

Thread: none
Seller: Sarah next door
Buyer : Me
Any Problems: You bet. Back in 1995 when I was 13, I promised a popsicle to the girl next door (Sarah) in exchange for me being able to taste her cookies. She said, 'Give me half and you can see them. After that, give me the other half and you can do whatever". SO, i give her half of my green popsicle and she drops her Buffalo's. Nice. Shes getting hair. I give her the other half and she tell me to close my eyes. I do it and she drops the other half of the popsicle into my San Jose Shark's coloured Zebaz jiggers, kicks me in the balls, and tells me to cool off cause she not a whore.
That bitch owes me some poon!

(Think I can find her at the Rev on Friday and force her to finish the deal? I hope so....I just found some new Zebaz at the GoodWill! )

01-24-2005, 03:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
KDawgONE VM Member Posts: 4,793 Location: Windsor, ON Join Date: Nov 2003 Ride: 1995 GMC Jimmy Fav Mod: Class: Mini Truck	I think that it stupid that a sale that occured BEFORE VM even existed is being rated here. No Offence, but, thats old news as ar as im concerned. This sounds more like a rant more than aything and we are not babysitters. Thread: none Seller: Sarah next door Buyer : Me Any Problems: You bet. Back in 1995 when I was 13, I promised a popsicle to the girl next door (Sarah) in exchange for me being able to taste her cookies. She said, 'Give me half and you can see them. After that, give me the other half and you can do whatever". SO, i give her half of my green popsicle and she drops her Buffalo's. Nice. Shes getting hair. I give her the other half and she tell me to close my eyes. I do it and she drops the other half of the popsicle into my San Jose Shark's coloured Zebaz jiggers, kicks me in the balls, and tells me to cool off cause she not a whore. That bitch owes me some poon! (Think I can find her at the Rev on Friday and force her to finish the deal? I hope so....I just found some new Zebaz at the GoodWill! ) ------------------ Kris \| Sales & Leasing Consultant \| Gus Revenberg Pontiac-Buick-GMC-HUMMER \| Windsor, ON \| 519-979-2800 x126 1995 2WD 4-door GMC Jimmy - Envoy-fronted and Caddy-clipp'd!