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**Lownoma** · 11-16-2005, 07:50 PM

Why I fired the secretary...

>> Why I fired my secretary:
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>> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that >> morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be Pleasant >> and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.
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>> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy >> Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will >> remember.
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>> My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the >> office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
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>> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, >> happy birthday!" it felt a little better that at least someone had >> remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door >> and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your >> birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
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>> I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's >> go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We >> dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis >> each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way Back to the office, >> Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go >> back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have >> in mind?"
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>> She said, "let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment >> Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step >> into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."
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>> "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple >> of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my >> wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy >> birthday".
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>> And I just sat there...
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>> On the couch...
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>> NAKED

11-16-2005, 07:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lownoma VM Member Posts: 586 Join Date: Jun 2004 Ride: 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Fav Mod: Class:	Why I fired the secretary... >> Why I fired my secretary: >> >> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that >> morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be Pleasant >> and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. >> >> As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy >> Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will >> remember. >> >> My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the >> office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. >> >> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, >> happy birthday!" it felt a little better that at least someone had >> remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door >> and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your >> birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." >> >> I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's >> go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We >> dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis >> each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously on the way Back to the office, >> Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go >> back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have >> in mind?" >> >> She said, "let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment >> Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step >> into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." >> >> "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple >> of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my >> wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy >> birthday". >> >> And I just sat there... >> >> On the couch... >> >> >> NAKED ------------------ { Joe } Summit White 1997 GMC Sonoma Teknotik "Age has its benefits! I used my Senior Citizen card to get a discount on the Greddy TT!"