^^X2 THAT IS AWESOME I LOVE IT EVEN THO ITS SO OLD..BUT GREAT!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
>>dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
>>girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
>>like to go out and make love for the first time.
>>
>>Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
>>he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
>>pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
>>everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>>
>>At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>>he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
>>insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
>>busy, it being his first time and all.
>>
>>That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
>>meets his girlfriend at
>>the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
>>meet my parents, come on in!"
>>
>>The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
>>girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
>>and bows his head.
>>
>>A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
>>head down.
>>
>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>>
>>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
>>leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
>>were this religious."
>>
>>The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
>>a pharmacist."
