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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
street when a little girl on her new shiny bike
stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to
you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl
a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said,
"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
back of it.
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it
to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the
horse, not on top."
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Ryan
99 Suburban-Daily Driver
94 Integra-SOLD
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