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Old 01-19-2006, 07:35 PM   #88 (permalink)
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A guy walks into a bar and notices that behind the bar is jar full of ten dollar bills.
He asks the bartender "whats with the jar of money?"
The bartender replies"if you put a tenin the jar and do three simple things you can win the money"
The guy says"ok what do i have to do?"
Bartender says "first thing you have to do is drink an entire bottle of tequila,eat the worm and not make any sort of face afterwards."
"Second, i have a dog out back that needs a tooth pulled,and third my 85 year old grandma needs an orgasm...can you do this?
The guy says "ok no problem",as he puts the money in the jar.
So the barkeep gives the man the bottle of tequila and he drinks it,chews up the worm and says "wheres your dog?"
Bartender takes him to this room in the back, opens the door and sends him in.A few minutes go by and the bartender hears a ton of barking and then the man comes out,covered in blood, and asks "ok wheres the old bag that needs her tooth pulled?


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