Originally Posted by crxforum

On the night before the election Paul Martin, Steve Harper and Jack Layton are flying to Ottawa to prepare for the event. On the way there to pass time Jack Layton says:

"If I take a $100 bill and throw it out the window of this plane It will make one person really happy.

Steve Harper looks at Jack and says:

"Well if I take 10 $10 bills and throw them out of the plane it will make 10 people happy wont it Jack?"

Paul Martin looking over while rolling his eyes at both of them says:

"Hell if I take 100 loonies and toss them off the plane I would make 100 people happy wouldnt I guys?"

The stewardess is standing close and hearing the conversation and chimed in with her view:

"Hey guys, if I took all 3 of you and tossed you out of the window of this plane I would make 30 million people happy so sit down and shut up!"

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