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**1ply** · 11-03-2006, 08:29 PM

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided
to get rid of him one day by driving him 20
blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up
the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40
blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and
the cat would always beat him home. At last he
decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
then left, past the bridge, then right again
and another right until he reached what he thought
was a safe distance from his home and left the
cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Hon, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of
a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

11-03-2006, 08:29 PM	#226 (permalink)
1ply VM Member Posts: 893 Location: Kitchener Join Date: Jul 2005 Ride: 99 Protege Fav Mod: 3 Pedals on the floor Class: Street	A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Hon, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a *** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!" ------------------ Gettin' fat - only exercise now is shifting gears**