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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
The elderly woman realized she had unknowingly left her bifocal glasses on the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving for about twenty minutes, and her husband asked her to check their map..
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a longer distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her special glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.
He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her the more agitated he would become.
He just wouldn't let up for one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived back at the restaurant.
And, as the berated woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her eyeglasses, the old geezer yelled to her........
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat, and my credit card."
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Gettin' fat - only exercise now is shifting gears
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