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Soon to celebrate his 50th wedding Anniversary, the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman for 50 years.
Pete addressed the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but the most successful aspect of our marriage was I took her on trips on special occasions."
Minister - "Trips to where"?
Pete - "Well for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
Minister "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. May I ask what you are going to do for your wife on your 50th Anniversary."
Pete - "I'm going back to China to get her."
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