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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came
by and noticed this,
he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher
said, "If you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched
briskly back up the
aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the
man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly. ''All right buddy, what's your name?''
''Sam,'' the man moaned.
''Where ya from, Sam?'' the cop asked.
''The balcony.''
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