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I read this article about "Secrets of Women" by some supposedly-renowned relationship "expert", and it reminded me of this thread!
10 secrets you need to know
1. All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month.
--->Um, no. I hate when I’m made a fuss over, especially when it involves gifts/money, and I’m not high-maintenance enough to demand pampering! If I feel like shit, I'll take care of it myself!
2. All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy.
--->Okay, this one I’ll buy
3. Women want a man to be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to.
4. Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time.
5. Women want to be told they're beautiful, then after a time told they're sexy.
6. Women want their man to notice when another man tries to pick them up, but refrain from jealousy.
--->Bullshit. I know women who want their bf to be jealous, and flirt/garner attention from other men for this specific purpose!
7. Women will alter their appearance with a new hairstyle or buy something skimpy for themselves, not a man.
--->So we can feel confident enough to act sexy/skimpy for the man, duh!
8. A woman will groom herself that day if there is a chance for her to meet someone that night.
--->HAHA yeah it’s true!
9. Women believe in the fairytale and will look at most men in the first 30 seconds as if they could be the prince they have been looking for.
--->Not 30 seconds, don’t worry, but definitely by the end of date 2 or 3. We don't want to waste our time.
10. If a woman really likes a man, she will spend all day trying to look good for him and still not feel perfect, yet at times she will not be made up and feel perfect.
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Kicking ass and taking names since 1985
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