Authority/BAC - #1 Car Club In Kitchener - Waterloo - Cambridge

**Shred** · 07-20-2006, 10:43 PM

I've got to give thanks to John at Authority for all his help, again. You've made my life a lot easier and I really appreciate it.

Great work as always.

**vwguy** · 07-20-2006, 10:51 PM

John always keeps his word and comes thru in the end !!

**khunt0012** · 07-21-2006, 11:04 AM

Go go, go Johnny go!

**Shred** · 07-21-2006, 12:59 PM

I hope he got a chance to get into a few last night. He deserves it.

**crxforum** · 07-21-2006, 01:24 PM

John is a good man. He works many hours to keep his shop's name out there for the great work that they do. We love you Johnny. Especially Jay if you know what I mean.

CRX Forum

**Timberland** · 07-21-2006, 01:52 PM

Since everyone else is doin it,

for Johan! There's a reason why us Misshift weirdos support him as much as we can.

**khunt0012** · 07-21-2006, 03:05 PM

Speaking of which, I need to book some time in there Johnny.

**msequence** · 07-21-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khunt0012

Speaking of which, I need to book some time in there Johnny.

As far as I know .. BAC and Authority sux.. Missshift sux.. and my MX6 sux......

Altezzas rock..

**crxforum** · 07-21-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msequence

As far as I know .. BAC and Authority sux.. Missshift sux.. and my MX6 sux......

Altezzas rock..

On another note come on out Friday night to Vivalounge friday night to EXISTANCE night to listen to some house beats and rock out.

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**msequence** · 07-21-2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crxforum

On another note come on out Friday night to Vivalounge friday night to EXISTANCE night to listen to some house beats and rock out.

CRX Forum

doubt it.. after leaving tons of cash in Johnny's pocket for his awsome work.. the misshift and vm crew are too broke to attend..

Matt

**Hollywood G35** · 07-21-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crxforum

John is a good man. He works many hours to keep his shop's name out there for the great work that they do. We love you Johnny. Especially Jay if you know what I mean.

CRX Forum

Umm....yes - I especially love Johnny!?

It is nice to know there is a shop in town where a man's word is worth something! Keep up the good work Johnson!! 600HP here we come!

**JDM CL9** · 07-24-2006, 10:18 AM

never actually had stuff done by John but he has always given me a good price and my buddy see's him and is a great guy to deal with

**Shred** · 07-24-2006, 11:56 AM

Your buddy "see's" him? I hope your buddy is a woman. haahhahaha

**2k2rt** · 07-25-2006, 11:33 PM

John's a great guy to deal with. I'd recommend him to anyone and evryone who wants good, quality work done.

**2point2** · 07-27-2006, 04:00 AM

John once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

John does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, John instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When John plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

John built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, John met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

John sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked John if his real name is "Charles". John did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

John recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

John can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

John does not sleep. He waits.

John once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

The chief export of John is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending John. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

John often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

John is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see John, he can see you. If you can't see John you may be only seconds away from death.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by John.

John took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

**AUTHORITY 1** · 07-27-2006, 09:08 PM

your welcome Ryan glad I could help out, and those frosty drinks you left went down well that night.

07-20-2006, 10:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shred VM Member Posts: 1,420 Location: Waterloo Join Date: Jun 2004 Ride: 1989 Nissan Skyline Fav Mod: Jimmy Class: Street	Authority/BAC I've got to give thanks to John at Authority for all his help, again. You've made my life a lot easier and I really appreciate it. Great work as always. ------------------ 1989 Nissan Skyline Gts-T(as in Turbo) Type M New car coming soon.

07-20-2006, 10:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
vwguy VM Founder & Moderator Posts: 15,577 Location: Waterloo, Ontario Join Date: Nov 2003 Ride: 2001 VW Golf 1.8T Fav Mod: CF Hatch Class: All Out	John always keeps his word and comes thru in the end !! ------------------ Nick \| 2001 Golf 1.8T \| www.mygolfiv.com \| www.hpaddicts.com \| Need Cheap Hosting ?? www.WEJhosting.com $50/Year

07-21-2006, 11:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
khunt0012 VM Member Posts: 2,378 Location: At the Bar Join Date: Dec 2004 Ride: 1994 Honda Accord / 1991 Honda Civic Si Fav Mod: H22 Swap Class: Street	Go go, go Johnny go! ------------------ Kyle 1994 Honda Accord EX H22 - Summer 1991 Honda Civic Si - Winter

07-21-2006, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shred VM Member Posts: 1,420 Location: Waterloo Join Date: Jun 2004 Ride: 1989 Nissan Skyline Fav Mod: Jimmy Class: Street	I hope he got a chance to get into a few last night. He deserves it. ------------------ 1989 Nissan Skyline Gts-T(as in Turbo) Type M New car coming soon.

07-21-2006, 01:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
crxforum VM Administrator Posts: 3,338 Location: Kitchener Join Date: Feb 2005 Ride: 1990 Honda CR-X SiR Fav Mod: Ninterior Class: Street	John is a good man. He works many hours to keep his shop's name out there for the great work that they do. We love you Johnny. Especially Jay if you know what I mean. CRX Forum ------------------ Honda CR-X If you need it I can get it.

07-21-2006, 01:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Timberland VM Member Posts: 2,644 Location: Couple car lengths ahead of Hollywood G35 Join Date: Feb 2004 Ride: 91 MR2, 03 Grand Cherokee, and 93 240sx Fav Mod: BOOST Class: Street	Since everyone else is doin it, for Johan! There's a reason why us Misshift weirdos support him as much as we can. ------------------ The MR2 is alive Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Authority Motorsport

07-21-2006, 03:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
khunt0012 VM Member Posts: 2,378 Location: At the Bar Join Date: Dec 2004 Ride: 1994 Honda Accord / 1991 Honda Civic Si Fav Mod: H22 Swap Class: Street	Speaking of which, I need to book some time in there Johnny. ------------------ Kyle 1994 Honda Accord EX H22 - Summer 1991 Honda Civic Si - Winter

07-24-2006, 10:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
JDM CL9 VM Member Posts: 909 Location: Waterloo Join Date: Mar 2005 Ride: 2004 Acura TSX Fav Mod: Tein Suspension Class:	never actually had stuff done by John but he has always given me a good price and my buddy see's him and is a great guy to deal with

07-24-2006, 11:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
Shred VM Member Posts: 1,420 Location: Waterloo Join Date: Jun 2004 Ride: 1989 Nissan Skyline Fav Mod: Jimmy Class: Street	Your buddy "see's" him? I hope your buddy is a woman. haahhahaha ------------------ 1989 Nissan Skyline Gts-T(as in Turbo) Type M New car coming soon.

07-25-2006, 11:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
2k2rt VM Member Posts: 224 Location: kitchener Join Date: Aug 2005 Ride: 2002 Neon R/T Fav Mod: i like them all Class: Show	John's a great guy to deal with. I'd recommend him to anyone and evryone who wants good, quality work done. ------------------ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2324858

07-27-2006, 04:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
2point2 VM Member Posts: 6,508 Join Date: Feb 2004 Ride: 1988 Honda CRX Fav Mod: CRXForum Class:	John once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. John does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, John instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. When John plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. John built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, John met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. John sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. A man once asked John if his real name is "Charles". John did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. John recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. John can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". John does not sleep. He waits. John once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" The chief export of John is pain. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending John. His reasoning? It was more "humane". John often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts. John is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. If you can see John, he can see you. If you can't see John you may be only seconds away from death. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by John. John took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. ------------------ 2.2L Turbo CRX - 10.73 @ 137mph - Pump gas, and then drove it home.

07-27-2006, 09:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
AUTHORITY 1 VM Member Posts: 762 Join Date: Jul 2004 Ride: 1989 HONDA CRX SI Fav Mod: Class:	your welcome Ryan glad I could help out, and those frosty drinks you left went down well that night. ------------------ www.authoritymotorsport.com Home to one of Canada's fastest all motor sport compact 89 CRX SI- LS/VTEC TURBO 94 GMC 2500 6.5L TURBO DIESEl 1994 TOYOTA SUPRA TURBO 6SPD

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