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Location: Kitchener
Join Date: Aug 2004
Ride: 1998 Trans Am WS6
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Scenario
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Page down - Answer: Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're hammered. ![]() ------------------ 1998 Trans AM WS6 6-Speed - 370 rwhp - 356 rwtq 2006 Toyota Corolla S 5-Speed - 115 whp - 115 wtq - HPTuning Available - 98/99 Camaro/Firebird LS1 - All enthusiasts unite! - Check out KWMuscle.com |
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Posts: 5,400
Location: Kitchener
Join Date: Apr 2005
Ride: 2002 Dodge Intrepid ES
Fav Mod: Class: Street |
^^^ there is a joke thread...lol
------------------ 1997 Volkswagen Golf CL - SOLD 1994 Volkswagen Jetta GL Turbo Diesel - RIP I have 3.5 Litres at my disposal, I'd like to use them all! |
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VM Member
Posts: 428
Location: Kitchener
Join Date: Aug 2004
Ride: 1998 Trans Am WS6
Fav Mod: Cam Class: Street |
Woops! My bad...
I don't post here much!------------------ 1998 Trans AM WS6 6-Speed - 370 rwhp - 356 rwtq 2006 Toyota Corolla S 5-Speed - 115 whp - 115 wtq - HPTuning Available - 98/99 Camaro/Firebird LS1 - All enthusiasts unite! - Check out KWMuscle.com |
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Posts: 12,178
Location: Guelph
Join Date: Nov 2003
Ride: 91 VW GTI
Fav Mod: Azenis RT615's Class: Street |
hahahahahahahahaha... Sadly enough, I know first hand that drunken adventures on a kids merry go round(in a mall) can be fun.
------------------ Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you. |
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Posts: 3,924
Location: Kitchener, Ontario
Join Date: Apr 2005
Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro
Fav Mod: Class: Street |
^ lol reminds me too much of fear and loathing.
------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? |
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Posts: 2,378
Location: At the Bar
Join Date: Dec 2004
Ride: 1994 Honda Accord / 1991 Honda Civic Si
Fav Mod: H22 Swap Class: Street |
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The merry go round just keeps spinning around and he can't get off of it because he's so fucked up. Ether FTL. ------------------ Kyle 1994 Honda Accord EX H22 - Summer 1991 Honda Civic Si - Winter |
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VM Member
Posts: 428
Location: Kitchener
Join Date: Aug 2004
Ride: 1998 Trans Am WS6
Fav Mod: Cam Class: Street |
Nice!
![]() ------------------ 1998 Trans AM WS6 6-Speed - 370 rwhp - 356 rwtq 2006 Toyota Corolla S 5-Speed - 115 whp - 115 wtq - HPTuning Available - 98/99 Camaro/Firebird LS1 - All enthusiasts unite! - Check out KWMuscle.com |
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