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Old 08-27-2004, 01:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A story about Ian before he met Mands...

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.



"That's me before the surgery."


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Old 08-27-2004, 01:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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IN THAT ORDER....


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Only I know the story of Ian before he met me!
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OMG that is hilarious! I think you may be in trouble though! LOL.


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Old 08-27-2004, 02:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Only I know the story of Ian before he met me!
yeh, little do they know that it's actually the opposite... I used to be a girl and Mandy is bisexual... I got the sex change and she stayed with me...

how bout that, Kacey?!


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Only I know the story of Ian before he met me!
yeh, little do they know that it's actually the opposite... I used to be a girl and Mandy is bisexual... I got the sex change and she stayed with me...

how bout that, Kacey?!


Riiiiggghht Ian! Keep those fantasies to yourself, ok baby?? :tounge:
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Only I know the story of Ian before he met me!
yeh, little do they know that it's actually the opposite... I used to be a girl and Mandy is bisexual... I got the sex change and she stayed with me...

how bout that, Kacey?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wouldn't be surprised about you Ian! LOL. J/K!


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yeh, little do they know that it's actually the opposite... I used to be a girl and Mandy is bisexual... I got the sex change and she stayed with me...

how bout that, Kacey?!
I call BS!!!

I know that Mands is not bi-sexual because I use to mack so hard on her in high skool and she always turned me down. So she's obviously a lesbian!!!


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Only I know the story of Ian before he met me!
yeh, little do they know that it's actually the opposite... I used to be a girl and Mandy is bisexual... I got the sex change and she stayed with me...

how bout that, Kacey?!
i'd believe it!!!!
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