Idiot cops... - #1 Car Club In Kitchener - Waterloo - Cambridge

**Arash** · 05-01-2007, 12:48 PM

lol k so this morning i come out to my car n tired as hell i hear 3 cruisers n shit lol n a white van comes in my parking lot with a flat tire n the black guy inside just jumps out cuz its a dead end anyway lol so the guy jumps out n jumps the fence n goes the other way lol i swear i coulda even catch him but no... the dumbass cops are fucking circling the parking lot n one goes the fucking wrong way... lol well timmies was that way so maybe.. u know LOL than i get on king st in cambridge... fucking cruisers all over the place at intersections.. like the guys on foot n u idiots just chillin lol anyway i cut one of them off too lol anyway conclusion cops are idiots lol

**Harrold** · 05-01-2007, 12:50 PM

Lol this is a hilarious thread.

**Pharaoh** · 05-01-2007, 12:58 PM

wow, that was one of the most difficult things I have ever had to read

**god-spd** · 05-01-2007, 01:05 PM

lol u should have of let that guy borow ur car lol....NO

**Little_Dragon** · 05-01-2007, 01:07 PM

lol and I thought other people lol were bad at inglish lol

llol what's with all the loligaging? lol sry buddy just tough read all run on sentence with lots of lol hope they caught him

**NikiterZts** · 05-01-2007, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

wow, that was one of the most difficult things I have ever had to read

oh no shit.....it reminded of this one dude talking when he was all coked out

**MagicalRetard** · 05-01-2007, 01:14 PM

Oh my. . . .

**Arash** · 05-01-2007, 01:16 PM

Yea... im way too tired today man and i dont proff read befor posting... and lotta loligaging cuz it was fucking funny lol. Im geussing they didnt catch him.. unless the donuts kicked in lol, and thats a freaken great idea i shoulda gave him my car... make some nice $$ from the insurance hehe

**mx6onpsi** · 05-01-2007, 01:22 PM

well you're getting banned.

**Pharaoh** · 05-01-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mx6onpsi

well you're getting banned.

Why would he get banned?

**98BCR** · 05-01-2007, 03:21 PM

Cause his views and comments are diffrent then his. You know this is a grammar and etiquette forum! To Sum up the story, the guy outruns the cops by jumping a fence and the cops are viewed as lazy to this individual as he feels they only care about the donuts.

**mx6onpsi** · 05-01-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 98BCR

Cause his views and comments are diffrent then his. You know this is a grammar and etiquette forum! To Sum up the story, the guy outruns the cops by jumping a fence and the cops are viewed as lazy to this individual as he feels they only care about the donuts.

I wish I could get people banned for having different views than me.

he's being a moron, he's bashing cops and thats a big no no on vm from what i've seen.

but thanks for coming out.

**98BCR** · 05-01-2007, 05:07 PM

^ Oh no! A personal attack....someone call the cops!

**SPOC** · 05-01-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 98BCR

^ Oh no! A personal attack....someone call the cops!

What! What! did someone call?!?? I was too busy eating donuts, circling the block, writting run on sentances made of single letter words, and using 'LOL' over and over !!!

To the author of this thread: So you knew what the suspect looked like and which way he took off on foot but didn't think this was important information to tell the police? Obviously, by your own statements, the police didn't know which way the guy ran off, but you thought it would be smarter to keep the information to yourself so you would have a marginally humours, and poorly written, story to post on VM? Maybe if you had informed the police the direction of travel of the suspect they wouldn't have had to resort to containment and a canine search (that would have been all those "fucking cruisers all over the place at intersections")...And who were you calling an idiot?

Also, maybe I missed something, but what relevance does this thread have to do with a car enthusiast web site?

**98BCR** · 05-01-2007, 06:01 PM

^ HAHAHAHA! I love donoughts too. I wish I was a cop

darn life took me the other direction.

Oh...doesn't this kind of mean hes an accomplice as he aided the perp to get away by not informing the authorities of pertinent information? I use big words...just curious?

**SPOC** · 05-01-2007, 06:08 PM

[quote=98BCR;504218 Oh...doesn't this kind of mean hes an accomplice as he aided the perp to get away by not informing the authorities of pertinent information? I use big words...just curious?[/quote]

Unfortunately NO. It just means he's like one of those rubber-neckers on the 401 at rush hour who slow down to look at an accident scene : their eyes open, the brain shuts off, and a small amount of drewl escapes from the corner of their slack jawed open mouth.

**98BCR** · 05-01-2007, 06:15 PM

^ Oh, I always thought this would kind of be obstructing justice by not providing relevant information. I guess nobody really asked him for the information. As a citizen, if you see someone robbing a person and don't do anything to help, you should be held accountable. IMO. Maybe I've played to many RPG games hahahaha

**SPOC** · 05-01-2007, 06:29 PM

It would only be obstructing justice/police if you actually did something to help the person escape or mislead the police. ie: told the cops he jumped in another car when he actually was running on foot. Or more commonly, you give the police a fake name of a drunk buddy because you think it will stop him from getting charged for being intoxicated in public.

And just so I dont get acussed of being a hypocrit: I know this is way off topic.

**98BCR** · 05-01-2007, 06:32 PM

Well that was fun and educational. bye!

**rough** · 05-01-2007, 10:08 PM

that first post was incredible. wow. its worth the 10seconds to proof read and make it readable.

and Spok's first post was the best one in this thread.
/thread

**Barky** · 05-02-2007, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPOC

What! What! did someone call?!?? I was too busy eating donuts, circling the block, writting run on sentances made of single letter words, and using 'LOL' over and over !!!

To the author of this thread: So you knew what the suspect looked like and which way he took off on foot but didn't think this was important information to tell the police? Obviously, by your own statements, the police didn't know which way the guy ran off, but you thought it would be smarter to keep the information to yourself so you would have a marginally humours, and poorly written, story to post on VM? Maybe if you had informed the police the direction of travel of the suspect they wouldn't have had to resort to containment and a canine search (that would have been all those "fucking cruisers all over the place at intersections")...And who were you calling an idiot?

Also, maybe I missed something, but what relevance does this thread have to do with a car enthusiast web site?

Post of the year! LOL!!

IBTL

**Slawek** · 05-02-2007, 11:07 AM

My eyes hurt trying to read that, geez.

lol

lol

lol

**500k_93_civic** · 05-02-2007, 11:30 AM

wow i'm glad SPOC got to this thread before i did, my post would not have nearly been as funny as his.

to the original poster. you bash the cops now, but wait until something happens to you and you need them. you expect them to come running right away right? what if they didn't see the way the guy ran, and the WITNESS didn't tell them.

Karma is a bitch. wait until it bites you in the ass.

05-01-2007, 12:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Arash VM Member Posts: 15 Location: Cambridge Join Date: Apr 2007 Ride: 94 Mustang/96 Accord Fav Mod: Sound system Class: Street	Idiot cops... lol k so this morning i come out to my car n tired as hell i hear 3 cruisers n shit lol n a white van comes in my parking lot with a flat tire n the black guy inside just jumps out cuz its a dead end anyway lol so the guy jumps out n jumps the fence n goes the other way lol i swear i coulda even catch him but no... the dumbass cops are fucking circling the parking lot n one goes the fucking wrong way... lol well timmies was that way so maybe.. u know LOL than i get on king st in cambridge... fucking cruisers all over the place at intersections.. like the guys on foot n u idiots just chillin lol anyway i cut one of them off too lol anyway conclusion cops are idiots lol

05-01-2007, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Harrold I Park My Car On A Bridge Because I Live Under It Posts: 536 Location: cambridge Join Date: Mar 2006 Ride: 98 honda civic Hatch. Fav Mod: Custom Paint. Class: Street	Lol this is a hilarious thread. ------------------ Harrold - 98 Honda Civic hatchback.

05-01-2007, 12:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pharaoh I Do Not Live In A Pyramid!! Posts: 1,584 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Fav Mod: Custom Stereo Class: Street	wow, that was one of the most difficult things I have ever had to read ------------------ www.psaclub.net Power<>Style<>Autosport

05-01-2007, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
god-spd VM Member Posts: 148 Location: waterloo Join Date: Apr 2006 Ride: 1989 crx Fav Mod: custom sound Class: Street	lol u should have of let that guy borow ur car lol....NO ------------------ justin Z Representing for R.P.M. the place to be for rx7's... and any other import www.rpmmotorsports.ca

05-01-2007, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Little_Dragon VM Member Posts: 609 Location: Waterloo Join Date: Mar 2004 Ride: 1990 Chevrolet Cavalier Z24 Fav Mod: Scrapyard parts that work Class: Street	lol and I thought other people lol were bad at inglish lol llol what's with all the loligaging? lol sry buddy just tough read all run on sentence with lots of lol hope they caught him ------------------ Carey \| 1990 Chev Z24 - RIP - hit deer \| 1990 Chev Z24 - DD

05-01-2007, 01:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
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05-01-2007, 01:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Arash VM Member Posts: 15 Location: Cambridge Join Date: Apr 2007 Ride: 94 Mustang/96 Accord Fav Mod: Sound system Class: Street	Yea... im way too tired today man and i dont proff read befor posting... and lotta loligaging cuz it was fucking funny lol. Im geussing they didnt catch him.. unless the donuts kicked in lol, and thats a freaken great idea i shoulda gave him my car... make some nice $$ from the insurance hehe

05-01-2007, 01:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
mx6onpsi VM Member Posts: 674 Join Date: Jan 2007 Ride: 1990 MX-6 GT Fav Mod: 3" side exit Class: Street	well you're getting banned. ------------------ When you get a new car, and you feelin' like a star, whatcha gonna do? Ghostride the whip!

05-01-2007, 03:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
98BCR VM Member Posts: 3,924 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro Fav Mod: Class: Street	Cause his views and comments are diffrent then his. You know this is a grammar and etiquette forum! To Sum up the story, the guy outruns the cops by jumping a fence and the cops are viewed as lazy to this individual as he feels they only care about the donuts. ------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

05-01-2007, 05:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
98BCR VM Member Posts: 3,924 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro Fav Mod: Class: Street	^ Oh no! A personal attack....someone call the cops! ------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

05-01-2007, 06:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
98BCR VM Member Posts: 3,924 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro Fav Mod: Class: Street	^ HAHAHAHA! I love donoughts too. I wish I was a cop darn life took me the other direction. Oh...doesn't this kind of mean hes an accomplice as he aided the perp to get away by not informing the authorities of pertinent information? I use big words...just curious? ------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

05-01-2007, 06:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
SPOC VM Member Posts: 128 Location: Kitchener Join Date: Apr 2006 Ride: 2006 Ford Crown Victoria Fav Mod: LED light bar Class: Street	[quote=98BCR;504218 Oh...doesn't this kind of mean hes an accomplice as he aided the perp to get away by not informing the authorities of pertinent information? I use big words...just curious?[/quote] Unfortunately NO. It just means he's like one of those rubber-neckers on the 401 at rush hour who slow down to look at an accident scene : their eyes open, the brain shuts off, and a small amount of drewl escapes from the corner of their slack jawed open mouth. ------------------

05-01-2007, 06:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
98BCR VM Member Posts: 3,924 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro Fav Mod: Class: Street	^ Oh, I always thought this would kind of be obstructing justice by not providing relevant information. I guess nobody really asked him for the information. As a citizen, if you see someone robbing a person and don't do anything to help, you should be held accountable. IMO. Maybe I've played to many RPG games hahahaha ------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

05-01-2007, 06:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
SPOC VM Member Posts: 128 Location: Kitchener Join Date: Apr 2006 Ride: 2006 Ford Crown Victoria Fav Mod: LED light bar Class: Street	It would only be obstructing justice/police if you actually did something to help the person escape or mislead the police. ie: told the cops he jumped in another car when he actually was running on foot. Or more commonly, you give the police a fake name of a drunk buddy because you think it will stop him from getting charged for being intoxicated in public. And just so I dont get acussed of being a hypocrit: I know this is way off topic. ------------------

05-01-2007, 06:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
98BCR VM Member Posts: 3,924 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2005 Ride: 1998 Chevy Camaro Fav Mod: Class: Street	Well that was fun and educational. bye! ------------------ Sylvain 98 V6 3.8L Camaro (Blue) What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

05-01-2007, 10:08 PM	#20 (permalink)
rough Super Moderator Posts: 2,746 Join Date: Jan 2005 Ride: 1976 Datsun 280Z Fav Mod: Class:	that first post was incredible. wow. its worth the 10seconds to proof read and make it readable. and Spok's first post was the best one in this thread. /thread ------------------ Life can change with every breathe, and it can end before the next. Datsun 280z- awaiting LS1 install to be the LSZ of my dreams Mods to come:224/224 cam, valvesprings, hardened pushrods, hugger headers, P&P TB, LS6 intake, loud pipes What you didn't hear me? or you didn't understand?

05-02-2007, 11:07 AM	#22 (permalink)
Slawek VM Member Posts: 4,480 Location: Sydney, Australia Join Date: Jul 2004 Ride: 1998 VW Golf CL Fav Mod: Class: Street	My eyes hurt trying to read that, geez. lol lol lol ------------------ --- Down Under ---

05-02-2007, 11:30 AM	#23 (permalink)
500k_93_civic VM Member Posts: 802 Location: Beaverton Join Date: Dec 2004 Ride: 93 Honda Civic Fav Mod: Turbo/Suspension Class: Street	wow i'm glad SPOC got to this thread before i did, my post would not have nearly been as funny as his. to the original poster. you bash the cops now, but wait until something happens to you and you need them. you expect them to come running right away right? what if they didn't see the way the guy ran, and the WITNESS didn't tell them. Karma is a bitch. wait until it bites you in the ass. ------------------ 93 Civic Si-T Hatch...

05-02-2007, 02:03 PM	#24 (permalink)
Arash VM Member Posts: 15 Location: Cambridge Join Date: Apr 2007 Ride: 94 Mustang/96 Accord Fav Mod: Sound system Class: Street